Seeing as how it’s Valentine’s Day, it feels obligatory to post hearts and frills.
Thankfully, I actually like the pieces I found for this post, instead of the usual cheap red lingerie that infects and infests everything this time of year. We covered a few bits and pieces in a preemptive move a few weeks back with Heart On, but I thought we should celebrate this holiday in our own way. Since I’m under the assumption none of our readers will be presenting their partner with a chunk of the circulatory system they purchased at the butcher, here are a few alternatives.
And yes, I named this post Heart Macabre. Shut it.