Do you know where your beach towel is?
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It’s that season again.
The season when, sooner or later, you are going to have wear a bathing suit. Even if it’s just to huddle in the shade drinking vodka tonics, or to sneak into a jacuzzi after the sun has slipped safely behind the horizon. It’s going to happen whether you like it or not, and the best thing you can do is to be prepared. So, do a few extra situps. Stock up on Hawaiian Tropic Ozone Sunblock, SPF 70, 4-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 2)">Ozone SPF 70 (and yes, I know they say it doesn’t matter past a certain SPF. But THEY are obviously not Irish.) Invest the $3.99 in Wet and Wild’s H2OProof Liquid Liner– you can swim in the stuff and still have perfect cateyes. And get a swimsuit that works for your body, fits like a glove, and makes you feel like the Goddess of the moonlit beach. Here. I’ll get you started.
While I’m bringing out your inner beach bunny, you might as well go for the extra glam (not to mention, the extra coverage), and top the whole thing off with a fabulous hat:
(Side note: ebay has lots of retro-stlye rubber swim caps. With flowers.)
See? Mostly harmless.