EDITED TO ADD : DAMMIT!
Nixon and I don’t really care about Michael Jackson dying. We had a few lols about it last night, but really, what it comes down to for us is that he’s just another dead pedophile that had a strange melty face thing going on.
But, we just found out, he’s going to be a PLASTINATED DEAD PEDOPHILE!
Since MJ missed the deadline for cryogenics, he’s going to be preserved by Gunther von Hagens (yes, that Gunther von Hagens), and will live forever with his primate pal Bubbles at the Body Worlds exhibit in London. They are hoping to have him posed mid-moonwalk.
The debate is still out as to what color he’ll be (at least between us Haute Macabre staff members). I mean, did he bleach everything?!