How To: Wear a Tiny Tophat Again
Best use of a tiny tophat for 2009 goes to: Steven Sampang!
It’s harder than Hell to wear black lipstick and a Tiny Tophat without completely looking trite, but if you skip the brocade corset and broomstick skirt for a sleek equestrain turnout, you can still wear that hat without looking like the last row of a Voltaire concert.
Does this remind anyone else of an updated version of Heathers?
Tags: Tiny Tophat
August 4th, 2009 at 8:37 AM
It does look rather cool but I’m not too much of a fan of that particular shape of tophat!
Maybe something edgier and a different fabric might have looked better
August 4th, 2009 at 5:35 PM
“you can still wear that hat without looking like the last row of a Voltaire concert.”
Ha ha ha! Excellent.
August 4th, 2009 at 7:28 PM
Sorry but black lipstick is always full of fail unless you’re in the performing arts and painted up like some critter. Deepest red or purple is a better option.
August 4th, 2009 at 10:35 PM
That tophat looks more like a pilgrim’s hat in a Thanksgiving pageant. The rest of the outfits are wonderful.
August 6th, 2009 at 4:02 AM
A Tiny TopHat trite? Perhaps. Completely ridiculous? Most assuredly. Best use for this fashion mistake is on a clown.
August 10th, 2009 at 6:56 AM
The shoot actually makes me think of The Craft
August 14th, 2009 at 6:04 PM
Haha excellent photos!
I picked up a cute little top hat a two years ago from a local horror con, I think the vendors name was The Graveyard Girls..? something like that..Ugh lost the buisness card >.<
Anywho, She had lots of really unique hats on display!
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:59 AM
How are/were my images posted here and why wasn’t I notified??