Asger Juel Larsen
I’m quite fond of this little ‘tease’ that’s been leaked of model Ash Stymest in your metal tube waistcoat, and—upon further investigation of your work—found a familiar face among Haute Macabre’s readership: One Florian Pessenteiner.
As I am dreadfully impecunious, I can assure you I will be grateful of any flight arranged on my behalf. Oh! And did I mention my inimitable charm, cunning wit, keen sense of style and remarkable tolerance for cigarette smoke (unlike most Americans)?
I am available for flights out of LAX or Burbank, at your convenience.
Upon Your Reply, I Await—