Swanky Octopus Earrings, $80 † Double Purple Tentacle Earrings, $14 Tentacle Quartet Earrings, $98.00 † Kenneth Jay Lane Black Octopus Ring, $94.83 Noir Octopus Ring, $150 †  Catherine Weitzman Octopus Ring,  $155 By the way, the Double Purple Tentacle Earrings fit regular pierced ears.

Literature Noir Black Leather Vest, $905 I’ve owned so many vests along this line over the years, but they all look boxy and crappy next to this one. It always amazes me how much a really good cut can elevate even the most standard piece of punker wardrobe to something drool-worthy.

Slash Back Tank † Mesh Panel Legging † Laline Platform Asymmetric One Shoulder Top † Prom Queen Dress † Fluxus Miriam Wedge † Lace Leggings † Black Peep Toe Boot

It is Spring Cleaning time, my little darkling avacados. It is time to venture into the depths of your closets, machete in hand, and cull the dead wood from the tree of fashion. It is time to admit that those pants never actually fit you,  a good sale can get out of hand, and if [...]

Rodarte’s new €7,000 dress. Discuss.