Match Made in Heaven
And no, I don’t mean Jean-Paul Gaultier and La Perla (Hand-crafted lingerie starting at $600). I mean me, and those panties.
Does anyone have a first-born child I can sell?
I think this might be some sort of ultimate dating test. I am not looking for the man who will buy me this underwear. I am looking for the man who will understand this underwear.