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What does “ugly” mean? According to this trailer, it means tats, scars, a motorcycle and an all-black wardrobe. It seems I’ve been dating some seriously ugly motherfuckers all these years.

Thanks, Hollywood, for clearing that up.

 

Erin
Erin is a web developer and lover of tiny dogs, ghost stories, and too much eyeliner.

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  1. The only thing they got right is that those Mary-Kate clones are evil. 🙂

    Otherwise, boring. Beauty and the Beast dressed up for the modern audience.

  2. Yeah, I totally agree with everyone. He looks like 10x more badass post-transformation!
    Though I don’t know how I feel about them being in high school. They kind of still look like teenagers, but I think I’d rather see them in collage? (Then again, it might have worked better for the plot to have them in HS? 🙁 )

    Also, is it just me or is the witch pretty hot too?

  3. Clearly, Hollywood is running out of ideas. This movie makes Showgirls look like something from the Criterion Collection.

    Why can’t more guys be that “ugly”?

  4. The blond one (before) is absolutely disgusting. What means beauty for them?
    By the way, I’m bold and tattoed : Am I ugly?
    By the way,Try to be a remake of “La Belle et la Bête” ; oh my god ! Just watch the movie of and with Jean Cocteau. That’s Beauty!

  5. The blond one (before) is absolutely disgusting. What means beauty for them?
    By the way, I’m bold and tattoed : Am I ugly?
    By the way, it try to be a remake of “La Belle et la Bête” ; oh my god ! Just watch the movie of and with Jean Cocteau. That’s Beauty!

  6. I like him more in his “ugly” form. >__> This is just ridiculous. I guess I’m ugly too, with my tattoos and piercings, but at least I like being this way.

  7. lol I’m ugly apparently… sigh i kinda wanna watch this movie just to see the guy post transformation i like him better as well, is the witch one of the Olsen twins?

  8. …and how does getting a girl who’s better looking than he is to fall in love with him prove that he’s NOT shallow?

    p.s. I also find him more attractive in his “ugly” form.

  9. His character without tattoos…not intriguing at all. Character with all the so called “ugly”…gimme some of that! I mean…ugly is my type.

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