So, Health Goth is a Thing Now

tumblr_mt70j8tqC11qzxxslo1_1280   I just thought you guys should know. You know, kinda in the way you feel like your buddy should hear it from you when her ex does something really egregious at the bar while drinking too many Coco NoNos, instead of stumbling into that mess on Facebook the next day.  It's a thing.  It's happening. It has been photographed. It has a hashtag. It has a Tumblr and a Pinterest and a Facebook Community and an Article in Vice that includes the phrase "Bela Lugosi's Deadlift". It is apparently Transcending Normcore, which I only learned about like last week, so I'm a bit shocked that it has already been transcended. You have been warned. tumblr_n80f900iCT1sd9r3do1_1280 568b7ab3fd14e1d94e672a6f00c73a8d disco witch

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8 Responses to “So, Health Goth is a Thing Now”

  1. Margot Says:

    *shakes head*

  2. John Says:

    What exactly are you warning about?

  3. Kristen Says:

    Wow…just…wow. So, this is what it feels like to be the old lady down the street who can’t stand kids and their newfangled ideas and contraptions, except this old lady has purple hair, tattoos, piercings, and still worships Peter Murphy.

  4. Ruby Says:

    Well, that’s just unacceptable…

  5. Maggie Says:

    I feel like the bar for something being ‘a thing now’ has become about as low as possible. A couple social media sites including one that’s not even active and a Vice article, that’s it?

    Black bathing suits and athletic gear aren’t new. I look more goth than any of these pictures every time I go hiking. It’s not a fashion statement, it’s a big black hat like I’m in Fields of the Nephilim because I burn easily and I live in southern California.

  6. Hanna Says:

    I’m ok with this to an extent, because this is essentially how I actually look at the gym. But in every day life, I just don’t know…..

  7. Naelle Says:

    Wearing black and caring for your health at the same time is a trend? Not bad, at all.

  8. surely you jest Says:

    I hope you realize this whole health goth thing is merely satire
    While you’re at it though check out swampgoth and ikeagoth