Good news, deathlings! We no longer need to wait until we meet our respective demises in order to obtain a copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased, that oft-coveted yet inscrutable guide to the afterlife first seen in Beetlejuice. Think Geek has released an exclusive, officially licensed replica of the dearly departed Maitlands’ very own handbook.
The Handbook for the Recently Deceased Journal is a hardcover book filled with hundreds of blank pages (interpret that as you will) and features a dark brown ribbon bookmark and endpapers decorated with a blue and white stripe pattern with cockroaches, skulls, and arrows. However, as this edition is a blank journal, it won’t read like stereo instructions unless you write it that way. Suit yourself, it’s your