glasses1 Erin spent the 1970s learning to walk, talk, see unicorns, and fight the monster under her bed. She spent the 1980s not getting along with kids her own age, wearing all black, and listening to Ministry.  For the next twenty years, not much changed except the internet was invented.  These days she mostly hangs out in San Francisco with her dog PickPocket and that guy that used to be in that band that one time.   samantha haute macabre bio pic Samantha lives in New Orleans with her husband and their two sphynx cats, Chicken and Rabbit. She occasionally blogs about it on, and obsessively updates her Instagram. She spends most of her free time with an almond milk latte in her hand, studying the occult, and buying too many shoes. Sam runs Disco Witch Vintage, a vintage and second hand shop for all the misplaced Joan of Arcs. CONTRIBUTING WRITERS

Zoetica Haute Macabre Coilhouse

Zoetica hails as a painter, co-founder of Coilhouse Magazine, photographer and cosmonomad. Born in Moscow of Russian and Uighur descent, I was raised by a troupe of gypsy scientists from space, who sold me to an American technological research facility in 1992. After a daring escape I graduated from the LA County High School for the Arts and retreated for study into the underground atelier of much-revered style guru Madame Von Kuntzertag. This was followed by a brief stint at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. I've traveled the world, gathering art and fashion expertise and am thrice certified as official Finesse Monitor to the Khan throne. I scheme & work on an excess of projects while residing in a secret Angel City den surrounded by mannequins, paint fumes & a nano-companion named Micron.


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But honestly, we really don't take ourselves all that seriously.