Not surprisingly, Forever 21 has introduced a Jeffrey Campbell wedge knockoff to its impossibly large collection.  Priced at under $50, it might be a viable (and probably poorly made) alternative to the consistently sold out original 99.

Heads-up, ladies! This spring, Forever 21 (that bastion of ultra-trendy but self-destructive clothing, fast designer knockoffs at bargain basement prices, and clothes that are worth neither more nor less than the $20 you spent on them) will give us Faith 21, an inexplicable name for what they are referring to as ‘extended sizes’.

For those of us who prefer plain English, that means Juniors sizes XL, 1X, and 2X (more or less, sizes 12 to 18). Starting May 1st, Faith 21 will be available in major cities and online at Forever21.com.