WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW COLUMNS FROM `wp_aioseo_posts`

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `wp_options`

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `wp_options`

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `wp_options`

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `wp_options`

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW COLUMNS FROM `wp_aioseo_notifications`

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW COLUMNS FROM `wp_aioseo_notifications`

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW COLUMNS FROM `wp_aioseo_notifications`

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `wp_options`

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SELECT t.*, tt.*, tr.object_id FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON t.term_id = tt.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category', 'post_tag', 'post_format') AND tr.object_id IN (5755) ORDER BY t.name ASC

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW COLUMNS FROM `wp_aioseo_posts`

lang="en-US" prefix="og: https://ogp.me/ns#" > Haute Macabre : Saviour | Haute Macabre

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SELECT DISTINCT wp_posts.*, IF (wp_posts.post_type = 'tribe_events', wp_postmeta.meta_value, wp_posts.post_date) AS post_date FROM wp_posts LEFT JOIN wp_postmeta as wp_postmeta on wp_posts.ID = wp_postmeta.post_id AND wp_postmeta.meta_key = '_EventStartDate' WHERE 1=1 AND wp_posts.ID IN (5754) AND wp_posts.post_type IN ('post', 'page', 'attachment', 'tribe_events') AND ((wp_posts.post_status <> 'trash' AND wp_posts.post_status <> 'auto-draft' AND wp_posts.post_status <> 'spam')) ORDER BY post_date DESC LIMIT 0, 1

Saviour

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SELECT DISTINCT wp_posts.*, IF (wp_posts.post_type = 'tribe_events', wp_postmeta.meta_value, wp_posts.post_date) AS post_date FROM wp_posts LEFT JOIN wp_postmeta as wp_postmeta on wp_posts.ID = wp_postmeta.post_id AND wp_postmeta.meta_key = '_EventStartDate' WHERE 1=1 AND wp_posts.ID IN (5754) AND wp_posts.post_type IN ('post', 'page', 'attachment', 'tribe_events') AND ((wp_posts.post_status <> 'trash' AND wp_posts.post_status <> 'auto-draft' AND wp_posts.post_status <> 'spam')) ORDER BY post_date DESC LIMIT 0, 1

rollasole1.JPG

This may be the most ingenious move of all time.

Rollasole is an emergency ballet flat dispenced from vending machines in British night clubs, for those Holy Eff These Heels Are Effing Killing Me sort of nights.  Priced at about 8 pounds, they’re probably cheaper than the cocktails that you order, and save you from the barefoot drunk girl walk of shame home (not to mention potential tetanus shots needed the next day).

Please, Jeebus, bring these to the States ASAP.

[ad]

Uncategorized

17 Comment

  1. Wolfmammy, I couldn’t agree more, but we have all been THAT girl one time or another.

    Oh, and I forgot to mention in the post, they come with a little carry bag!! These really need to go international.

  2. What’s the point in wearing fancy shoes to the club if you end up taking them off? Might as well wear the ballet flats in the first place. I play through the pain.

  3. Hah! I’ve used these before and they are AMAZING. I wouldn’t say they’d save you from tetanus shots though, they’re pretty thin, but they are pretty helpful

  4. My flip flops broke in the middle of Manhattan at 2am once. Since 24 hour delis don’t usually carry shoes and you definitely don’t want to brave the city or the train barefoot, my only option was to buy electrical tape and tape the flip flop to my foot.
    Those would have been an absolute lifesaver.

  5. These really are brilliant. My friend has a pair of foldable flip-flops too. The only problem is that although the folding shoes fitted in your clutch, your heels won’t.

  6. haha, those are great. i usually carry a pair of flip-flops with me, for the very reasons cited here. last time i needed them, i was without….had attended an art opening with a friend, when we decided we’d walk around town and check out the sat. night happenings. thank god there was a walgreen’s across the street, where i bought $3.99 flip-flops….lucky indeed.

    but really, the vending machine option would be perfect.

  7. haha, those are great. i usually carry a pair of flip-flops with me, for the very reasons cited here. last time i needed them, i was without….had attended an art opening with a friend, when we decided we’d walk around town and check out the sat. night happenings. thank god there was a walgreen’s across the street, where i got a pair of $3.99 flip-flops….lucky indeed.

    but really, the vending machine option would be perfect.

    http://styleodyssey.blogspot.com/

Comment

Shares

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW COLUMNS FROM `wp_aioseo_notifications`

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW COLUMNS FROM `wp_aioseo_notifications`

WordPress database error: [Got error 28 from storage engine]
SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `wp_bv_fw_requests`