Because I didn’t learn my lesson from The Costa Rica Incident, I’m going here in two weeks. Because I’m going to Mexico, I was a) broke as shit and b) in desperate need of a couple of new bathing suits. I haven’t bought one in YEARS, and the last new one I had I actually borrowed from Sam and just failed to return. So, what’s a girl to do?
Well, sit-ups, for one thing, as no bathing suit can disguise how lazy I’ve been all winter. But beyond that? eBay, my friends. Because, really, ten square inches of fabric just shouldn’t cost that much. What I ordered:
Ruched Back Wet-Look Bikini, $9.95 from the aptly named lowestpricedswimwear
Shining Black Sequin Bikini, $12.99, from gooddeal008