Trippen | Haute Macabre


Perhaps not the best name for a shoe line, Trippen makes up for it with some additions to the New Shoe Mission that Nixon and I are currently on.  More often than not, she and I are falling over our own feet (yes, we fall down a lot, yes, you can point and laugh at will), so maybe Trippen will be the perfect fit?

I am well aware of how many terrible puns are laced throughout this article, but the shoes are still awesome.

Special thanks to reader Noaide for pointing out the line!

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  2. To piggyback on Clint’s remark, not only do Nixxon and Samantha have local haunts in which they could try on a pair—or seventeen—and play “dress-up”, both o’dem bitches have FEET small enough to fit the effin’ women’s collection! GAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    Damn my big-ass boats for feet!!!

  3. Why am I not surprised to discover that I live in the second largest city in the U.S. and there’s not one single stockist listed on Trippen’s site?

    Yes, Nixxon and Samantha: both you bitches have local haunts in which you could try on a pair—or seventeen—and play “dress-up.”

    All the more tempting, yes…but the tease of a ‘virtual’ view? As far as the sensory-fuck goes, I’d classify it as heavy-petting.

    However, let me slide my feet into a pair? That’s when the gears shift into psyche penetration mode, and all logic disappears.

    In Southern vernacular, “If you’re gonna sin, sin good.”

    Well, if I’m gonna break a commandment by way of credit card? At this point, I need the olfactory, somatosensory, auditory—

    Fawk, in my broke-ass state as of late, if I’m gonna dole out $400 + ? Basically need to be “chewin’ it” to be “doin’ it well…”

    Oh & uh-huh: L.L. Cool J?

    Yep. Sure did.

    C’est Le Mort,
    Clintasaurus Wrecks!

    x o x o x

  4. love love love trippens. not that this is useful for most people, but the factory is here in berlin, and there’s apparently a factory outlet in the city with really great discounts.

  5. These shoes are downright amazing. I’ve had the pleasure of wearing a few pair, and you would not believe how crazy comfortable they are — even they ones with the insane heels (cutouts, wood, whatever!); they’re built around the concept of being a sturdy walking shoe. Augh, just thinking about their craftsmanship and gorgeous leathers make me drool.