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Shark Bracelet, $54

Disney Couture is catching a lot of flack for this “Shark Bracelet“, theoretically inspired by The Little Mermaid, but looking more like a dainty version of that bear trap cuff we covered way back when. I wish it came in silver! I have to guess this is going to get pulled from shelves and become some sort of collector’s item, a la Cock Ring Ken and the Oozinator. But who knows- after all, Tramp Stamp Barbie is still on the market.

Other suggestions for snappy dressers:

Silver and Oxidized Bear Trap Necklace, $? †  Mini Bear Trap Keychain, $15.95

4 Comment

  1. Bruce the shark is from Finding Nemo!
    The Little Mermaid was released nearly twenty years before Finding Nemo was created so safe to say Bruce was not the inspiration.
    Love the bracelet, silver would be lovely though.

  2. I love it! They do a ring and pendant as well. Yes, silver would be preferable, but it’s a lot better than the rest of the Little Mermaid inspired collection. The Ursula octopus ring and the shell locket look very cheap and childish. Bruce the Shark is one of my favourite characters and I like the subtle reference. You a pick up a mermaid inspired piece anywhere.