Shark Bracelet, $54
Disney Couture is catching a lot of flack for this “Shark Bracelet“, theoretically inspired by The Little Mermaid, but looking more like a dainty version of that bear trap cuff we covered way back when. I wish it came in silver! I have to guess this is going to get pulled from shelves and become some sort of collector’s item, a la Cock Ring Ken and the Oozinator. But who knows- after all, Tramp Stamp Barbie is still on the market.
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