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lang="en-US" prefix="og: https://ogp.me/ns#" > Dirtee Hollywood Giveaway! | Haute Macabre

Dirtee Hollywood Giveaway!

Once again, the ever talented, generous, and lovely Molly Crabapple has offered up some of her work for a giveaway to Haute Macabre readers!  Earlier this year, she designed an exclusive T-Shirt line for Dirtee Hollywood.

Available to purchase online at RonRobinson.com, you can enter to win a prize pack* of them right here by leaving a comment on how you’d make Hollywood dirty again!

Winner will be announced Tuesday, August 10!

*Prize Pack may not contain exact shirts pictured above!*

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  1. Dirty is *quite* relative. But I say, bring on the razzmatazz and raunch! Litter with glitter… graffiti eyeliner, stars, and twirly mustaches on all the movie ads and models (the living ones as well, taking a nod from the lovely photoshoot above)… start a boob and bootie (or even PlasterCaster!) cement print ceremony in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre instead of the traditional hands and feet.. institute a No Underwear Worn Today city-wide holiday immediately followed by a Undergarments as Outergarmets celebratory parade… and, above all, encourage random acts of beautiful bawdiness, wondrous wit, and salacious spirit-ude!

  2. Indulge me for a moment while I wax serious even though perhaps levity is expected…
    Why is it that Hollywood is expected – and even encouraged – to make mainstream films with horrific violence, and is rewarded by PG-13 ratings and de facto marketing to minors? Yet GAWD FORBID you try to show so much as a bare nipple in a movie, lest you get slapped with a big fat R rating? I say it’s time to let violence – unhealthy, unwholesome, and frankly, not overly appropriate as entertainment in most cases – get the R ratings, and let’s clean up Hollywood by actually dirtying it up! Let stylish and artistic movie-makers show us some good old fashion SEX and love: straight, gay, wild, fun… but most of all real. Aren’t the wonders of our sexual selves, *with* all the associated joys, pains, delights, and cautionary tales, a much better topic for filmmakers to expose our teens to than gratuitous violence?

  3. Wait, none of that came out correctly. Crud. I think y’all know what I mean (I think).

  4. I love these pics (and the tees!) I love seeing non-Hollywood size 0 women being sexy and provocative. This is the REAL world!

  5. Roll it around in the sexy, sexy grime, of course. And then make it do dirty publicity photos wearing nipple tassels only.

  6. These Dirtee’s look so comfortable! And Awesome!!! I’d love to pair ’em up with my favorite leggings… ; )

  7. I’d get real people and get rid of the plastic fake people. More flesh, curvy girls with old school class and style. No fake bakes either. I’d make real sexiness shine through.

  8. I think the best answer would be, bring back the 80s. *shudder* Just thinking of those neon colors and shoulder pads makes me want to take a long shower.

  9. By the resurrection of Mae West; whether by encouraging the channeling her quite dirty glamour or investing a few studio’s budgets in her literal resurrection by Science(!). Hollywood needs her.

  10. Bring back the old studio system and the casting couch…doesn’t get any dirtier than that! I NEED one of those FABULOUS T-SHIRTS and be the envy of all my dirty friends!

  11. Nevermind just Hollywood..
    i want to flaunt allll ov that decadence for my Shambhala & Burning Man lovlies.
    Molly needs to be explored & allocated on th pedestal she deseves {scrumptiousness!}

  12. Id love to get one of mollys shirts, ive wanted one for awhile now but being an art student has really had an impact on my wallet 😛

  13. Hollywood is already dirty… I would rather un-dirtee it by hosting a silent rave! Everyone contributes a buck or two, communally dancing with their headphones on in one giant amoeba, meanwhile inciting press and support for the cause. Then in the following days we use that money for street cleanup. It’s a starry eyed idea, but at least it would help a little… I always feel like I’m dodging needles and beer cans when walking along the less hip neighborhoods.

    (I’d love to just say we’d all clean, but how unrealistic is that? Rather… we shall DANCE!)

  14. Brining back the the musicians of the 60s and 70s. It has all gone down hill ever since Hollywood whent from the land of cool to the land of plastic!

  15. I already have done a good part of the dirt in Hollywood. Just ask around… (not good for someone’s reputation as long as the someone cares…)

  16. i’d make hollywood dirtee again by walking down sunset strip wearing one of these hot shirts with nothing but a panty girdle, thigh high stockings and platform heels!

  17. I think Hollywood would be considerably dirtier once we get mesh/see-through clothing into style.

  18. I’d make Hollywood dirty again by wearing even CRAZIEST ensembles whenever I happen to feel like it, awkwardness be damned. Also, I’d wear outfits inspired by my favorite movies– meaning I’d need to find a nice corset!

  19. I would make hollywood dirty again by giving old hollywood glamor a little acidic twist with latex corsets, colorful contacts, devious cocktail parties, art art art all over the city! and city wide raves on saturday nights ;D <3

  20. Bring back the glamour of the silver screen…. and inject with some rock n’ roll.

  21. Oh my gosh! I would totally love to make Hollywood Dirtee again!!!!
    By being my usual crazy loud self!!
    Live by rocking out. Partyin hard. Clubbing and dancing even harder

  22. I’d make Hollywood dirty again by bringing the past to the present. Nothing says sexy like a soiree! Fanny flappers, pin up girls, burlesque, sideshow freakshows; a mishmash of artistry, elegance and raunchy misbehaviour! Ooh la la!

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