The afternoon shadows are getting longer. The nights approach a little faster each day. Something is in the air, and it’s not just autumn’s steps, it’s…. A massive object hurling towards Earth, exploding into confetti of otherworldly tendrils and black spandex mid-air! A mysterious creature emerges from the wreckage.
Say goodbye to preorders, fellow cosmonomads! At least this time, because “Toxic” and “Void” Alien Botany leggings are here now, in a very limited edition, ready to zoom straight to your heart. (And to your butt, I suppose.)
This crop of wearable art is printed on super-dense material that’s lightly fleeced on the inside for the softest, shapeliest, most flattering fit yet. While sizes XS through XL* are available, they are in very short supply, so if your stems have been waiting to get into a pair of these, now may be your only chance.
So point your legs and wallets to the sky and let Alien Botany invade your closets. This strange encounter is written in the stars.
The rest of this editorial is up, full-size, at biorequiem.com
*This fancy space cat is 5’9, has 40″ hips and is wearing size L