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Alternative Scouting


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I probably wouldn’t have gotten kicked out of Girl Scouts if the merit badges had been this awesome.In fact, I’d probably have just earned my ‘Brawling’ badge.

Luke Drozd’s Alternative Scouting Badges offer a variety of  alternatives to the old standbys like Knitting and Public Service (actually, I think real Girl Scout badges have also gotten significantly more interesting since the 80’s- “Website Designer” and “Comic Artist” are badges now now, along with the rather questionable “Eating for Beauty”).

These are currently available for pre-order at



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