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Gala Darling’s Bad Witch Workout



This weekend, Gala Darling will be hosting her very own Bad Witch Workout in New York City, for those of us that cannot stand the typical gym experience. Neon workout clothing and hyper dance music make me want to murder, so I avoid gyms like the plague. I wear BlackMilk to yoga and used to go running in red lipstick, so I am seriously wishing I was in NYC for this!

Bad Witch Workout is the anti-SoulCycle. I love to workout but I absolutely cannot do it while some preppy blonde with a ponytail is barking orders at me! It makes me feel insane, and I end up looking around at the rest of the room wondering if I’m the only one hating it. I like to exercise in full winged liner while listening to Ministry, and this is NYC: I’m definitely not the only one! Bad Witch Workout is a 45 minute class for weirdos, burlesque babes, and goths who never grew out of it. Our instructor has been training people for over 10 years and his understanding of the body — and how to craft the results you want — is legendary. This is the perfect class for you if you’ve always craved Morticia Addams’ hip-to-waist ratio and don’t mind using a little magic to get it!

Passes may be purchased directly from Gala’s blog post, and we’re also giving away one free pass on Instagram! To enter, just leave a comment on our IG post telling us what your favorite gothy workout soundtrack is!

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